Category Archives: Can’t fix Stupid

Goodbye NYC

Posted on November 30, 2025 by On the North River

The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Your New ‘Red-Green’ City The Following Document Was Discovered by Middle East Forum Operatives During Routine Surveillance of the Mamdani Transition Team’s Headquarters November 26, 2025 Gregg Roman The situation in New York City has … Continue reading →

Posted in 2025, Can't fix Stupid, Tongue in Cheek, When Progressives Attack | 2 Comments

Mississippi miracle.

Posted on September 26, 2025 by On the North River

The “Mississippi Miracle:” Mississippi and Other Southern States Are Now Leading the Country In Literacy Rates Thanks to Common-Sense Education Standards —Ace This month, the Department of Education released its latest edition of the National Assessment of Educational Progress, the … Continue reading →

Posted in 2025, Can't fix Stupid, When Progressives Attack | 3 Comments

All women, “Glam” rocket to … well not that far.

Posted on April 14, 2025 by On the North River

If Neil Armstrong hadn’t been cremated and his ashes scattered at sea, he’d be spinning in his grave now. They went 62 miles… One way to the moon is over 250,000 miles… not counting orbits.

Posted in 2025, Can't fix Stupid | 6 Comments

And so say we all…

Posted on March 21, 2025 by On the North River

WATCH: Kevin O’Leary Warns Left-Wing Thugs Terrorizing Tesla Dealerships of Brutal Consequences “They’ll rot in hell in prison for 20 years. And frankly, as far as I’m concerned, that’s okay.” Kevin O’Leary just tore into the leftists hitting Tesla dealerships … Continue reading →

Posted in 2025, Can't fix Stupid, Crime, Twitter, When Progressives Attack | 2 Comments

Who done it…

Posted on December 16, 2024 by On the North River

This the Bitch? The decision to stick to Blue Bloods‘ cancellation was announced among a swath of updates on CBS’ content slate on Thursday, May 2. CBS President Amy Reisenbach said in a press conference that while CBS will miss … Continue reading →

Posted in 2024, Can't fix Stupid | 3 Comments

Baby it’s cold outside vs Wet Ass Pussy.

Posted on December 8, 2024 by On the North River

This country has lost it’s fucking mind…

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Too good not to share.

Posted on November 14, 2024 by On the North River

Kamala for Governor of California? From ACE… Was the entire state of California dropped on its collective head in the late 1990s? They went from George Deukmejian and Pete Wilson (two solid governors) to Gray Davis! And then it got … Continue reading →

Posted in 2025, Can't fix Stupid, Elections | 4 Comments

Tribute to Kneepads.

Posted on September 13, 2024 by On the North River
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BREAKING: Imane Khalif, a male, just won a gold medal in women’s boxing.

Posted on August 9, 2024 by On the North River

Look at this photo of his moment of triumph over his out-matched opponent and tell me truthfully, is that a man or a woman? Disgusting.

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Not word one on local Massachusetts news on this story.

Posted on July 30, 2024 by On the North River

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13689123/wealthy-sanctuary-state-broke-bomb-migrants.html Comments Would a new Trump government resolve immigration issues? Comment now

Posted in 2024, Can't fix Stupid, illegals | 2 Comments