Category Archives: Babylon Bee

Revenge of the Nerds?

Posted on March 12, 2020 by On the North River

Nation’s Nerds Wake Up In Utopia Where Everyone Stays Inside, Sports Are Canceled, Social Interaction Forbidden U.S.—The nation’s nerds woke up in a utopia this morning, one where everyone stays inside, sporting events are being canceled, and all social interaction … Continue reading →

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True ‘Dat!

Posted on February 26, 2020 by On the North River

The Babylon Bee Warning: Gang Of Known Criminals Holds Meeting To Discuss How Much Of Your Money To Steal Warning: Gang Of Known Criminals Holds Meeting To Discuss How Much Of Your Money To Steal DES MOINES, IA—Authorities are warning … Continue reading →

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Good news!

Posted on January 26, 2020 by On the North River

In Major Deal, The Babylon Bee Purchases Competing Satire Site CNN January 25th, 2020 U.S.—The Babylon Bee has been the world’s best satire site for thousands of years, spawning dozens of secular knock-offs that just aren’t quite as good. The … Continue reading →

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Is there anything He can’t do?

Posted on October 29, 2019 by On the North River
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New ‘Trans’ record!

Posted on October 25, 2019 by On the North River

Motorcyclist Who Identifies As Bicyclist Sets Cycling World Record October 25th, 2019 NEW YORK, NY—In an inspiring story from the world of professional cycling, a motorcyclist who identifies as a bicyclist has crushed all the regular bicyclists, setting an unbelievable world … Continue reading →

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Fallout from Trump abandonment of Syria

Posted on October 17, 2019 by On the North River

ABC News Airs Authentic Footage Of 164-Foot-Tall Godzilla Rampaging Through Syria NEW YORK, NY—ABC News has been praised as a bastion of journalistic integrity and in-depth reporting after being the first ones to air authentic footage of a 164-foot-tall radioactive … Continue reading →

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