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About On the North River

Forty years toiled in the Tel-com industry, married for 36 years widowed at sixty-one. Ten years in a relationship with a woman until her death. Was a Tea Party supporter. Today a follower of the Last American President to be honestly elected, Donald J. Trump. Recently had Ancestry.com tell me I'm Swedish, not Danish. I may need to change my avatar.

Gillette Now Including Free Manly Side Bag With Every Purchase

Posted on January 18, 2019 by On the North River

BOSTON, MA—As part of its new ad campaign designed to target a new, more sensitive American male, Gillette announced Tuesday that the company will be giving out a free manly pink side bag with every purchase while supplies last. The … Continue reading →

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21st Century Man

Posted on January 15, 2019 by On the North River
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A modest proposal.

Posted on January 15, 2019 by On the North River

U.S. actors accuse Oscar body of intimidation over awards presenters The 160,000-member union said it was responding to widespread reports in Hollywood that the Academy was pressuring actors not to appear or present at award ceremonies other than the Oscars, … Continue reading →

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I Weep.

Posted on January 15, 2019 by On the North River

Worse than you thought: inside the secret Fitzgerald probe the Navy doesn’t want you to read. A scathing internal Navy probe into the 2017 collision that drowned seven sailors on the guided-missile destroyer Fitzgerald details a far longer list of … Continue reading →

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New York, New York.

Posted on January 14, 2019 by On the North River

DE BLASIO PLANTS FLAG LEFT OF ANDREW GILLUM — CLAIMS THE ‘WRONG PEOPLE’ HAVE ALL THE MONEY New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio defended his plan to provide health care to all New Yorkers — including illegal immigrants — … Continue reading →

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Public Service announcement. Exercise.

Posted on January 14, 2019 by On the North River
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Diseases we can’t cure are walking across the border.

Posted on January 12, 2019 by On the North River

A report by Madeleine Pelner Cosman, Ph.D., Esq., who regularly volunteered to patrol the border with the San Diego County Sheriff’s agents, states: “federal epidemiologists reported that since opening the floodgates to migrants in 2015, data show ‘increased incidences … … Continue reading →

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Too Soon?

Posted on January 12, 2019 by On the North River
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QOTD: White Supremacist equals White Run.

Posted on January 10, 2019 by On the North River

Unz Review – I pointed out how desperate the wretched of the Earth are to get into white-run countries any way they can. Taking “white-run” to be a “synonym for “white supremacist,” that means that White Supremacy is terrifically popular … Continue reading →

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Am I missing something here?

Posted on January 8, 2019 by On the North River

“The Bachelor is about a man, dating multiple women at once. Primarily watched by women, who hate men who date multiple women at once.”

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