One moronic thief, after being arrested in Essex Country for shoplifting, was shocked at their arrest;  it seems that this common example of our education system didn’t understand the concept that different countries in Massachusetts have different District Attorneys, i.e. Suffolk Country DA Rollins!   In Essex Country the DA does prosecute shoplifting.

The thief actually said, “I heard on the TV that it ain’t no crime anymore!”

What can I say, life is unfair.   Late bulletin: “Still no work boots shoplifted!”