Is it possible to get an entire Right Angle segment out of an eight-second Twitter video?
Yes, it is — provided it’s an eight-second Twitter video involving an exploding watermelon, Independence Day, and being real Americans.
The All-American response: “I can’t wait to get some firecrackers and do this myself, but with MUCH bigger firecrackers!”.
The Lib (or limp) response: “I have to go to my safe space now”.








