From: Kevin 
Subject: FW: Late breaking headlines
        HILLARY BLAMES LOSS ON LOW DEAD VOTER TURNOUT

ACORN PRESIDENT BAFFLED BY LOSS, I VOTED FOR HER 8 TIMES???????

HARDWARE STORES IN NEW YORK REPORT A RUN ON SLEDGE HAMMERS AND POWER DRILLS BY THE CLINTON FOUNDATION

HILLARY AWAKENED SCREAMING BY HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE–ATTORNEY GENERAL RUDY GIULIANI

LARGE FIREWORKS DISPLAY FOR SALE CHEAP

NOT A DRY EYE IN RED STATES OR A DRY SEAT IN MEXICO

RELOCATION SERVICES BAFFLED BY LACK OF CALLS FROM HOLLYWOOD

CLINTON FOUNDATION FLOODED WITH EMAILS DEMANDING REFUNDS

AL GORE BLAMES HILLARY’S LOSS ON GLOBAL WARMING

OBAMA PREPARING PRESIDENTIAL PARDONS FOR HIMSELF AND ENTIRE DEMOCRAT PARTY

IRS HAS JUST GIVEN IMMEDIATE BLANKET APPROVAL TO ALL TEA PARTY APPLICATIONS

MAINSTREAM MEDIA PUT ON SUICIDE WATCH

HILLARY HAS REDUCED SPEAKING FEES FROM $250,000 TO $250.00

TIM KAINE ARRESTED AT 4:00 AM FOR DUI AFTER LEAVING HILLARY VICTORY PARTY

IRANIAN LEADERS HEARD SCREAMING “LIFE TO AMERICA”

ANTHONY WEINER FOUND DEAD AFTER SHOOTING HIMSELF SIX TIMES IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A SINGLE SHOT RIFLE

And last…

Hillary Clinton disappears from locked room, only clue is the strong smell of sulfur.