Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery…………..

 Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery on the Campaign Trail.

As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She says to Donald, “See how clever I am?  The owner didn’t see anything and I don’t even need to lie.”   I will definitely win the election.

Donald says to Hillary, “That’s the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit.   I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result.”

Trump says to the owner, “Give me one of those pastries and I’ll show you a magic trick”.   The owner hands a pastry to Trump who eats it and says “Give me another one”.  He eats that one too.  “Another pastry please”, the owner is beginning to wonder what the magic trick is and asks “Where are my pastries?”.

Trump replies, “Look in Hillary’s pocket”…