Summer Silly Season

Florida Official Tells Men Their Barbecue Smoke Cannot Cross Property Line (Video)

The official tells the disbelieving men that he took pictures of their BBQ smoke, and adds:

Frankly, today, I can smell it, I can smell it again right now, but I’m on your property. You’re allowed to have it smell on your property, so that doesn’t count, but when I’m on the street, that’s when it counts.

One of the men tells the official that the neighbor, who filed the complaint, previously called the police and fire department when they cooked outside.

The official informs the men that their barbecue smoke cannot cross their property line, and suggests they buy a grill that contains most of the smoke.

So, mandatory wind or solar Barbecue grills coming up next?

On further thought… I doubt anyone would be stupid enough to write a law controlling barbecue smoke so this is another regulation written and mandated by one of the alphabet agencies so thoughtlessly created by Congress (though this could be a State regulation).  The asshat with a clipboard one of those dickless wonders that flock to jobs (thanks to patronage) that give them the power to lord it over common citizens.

Though the word Citizen is becoming obsolete,  and Subjects is taking its place.  Subject to EPA inspectors, subject to the police, subject to the IRS, The FCC, Homeland Security.  They will all be armed and we will all be disarmed.  What do you call that again?

About On the North River

Forty years toiled in the Tel-com industry, married for 36 years widowed at sixty-one. New girlfriend at sixty-five. Tea Party supporter. Today a follower of the God-Emperor Donald. Do like to kayak, cook, take photos, bike, watch old movies and read.
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