I BLAME BUSH!
Bombeck’s rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
“If a doctor treats your cold, it will go away in fourteen days. If you leave it alone, it will go away in two weeks. Gloria Silverstein
“My dear doctor, I’m surprised to hear you say that I am coughing very badly, because I have been practicing all night.” John Philpot Curran