Some have asked what I’ve been doing in retirement.
Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.
The City Council told me; “Forget it… AIN’T GONNA HAPPEN!”
So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a ‘Mosque’.
Work starts on Monday.
I love this country. It’s the government that scares the shit out of me.
-Don
Don’t forget the cops, or the New Centurions.
Disabled Vietnam vet, 70, shot in the stomach by police as he reached for his CANE during a traffic stop
After being pulled over Mr Canipe had got out of his truck and walked to the back to reach for what the deputy believed was a rifle.
Mr Faris described the incident as ‘very unfortunate,’ and added: ‘It does appear, at this time, that Deputy Knox’s actions were an appropriate response to what he reasonably believed to be an imminent threat to his life.’
The time is long past when Police Immunity should be re-examined.
If I made a mistake like that, I’d go to prison. Period.
If a cop makes a mistake like that, he should go to prison. Period.
The military garb and the armored vehicles must go

















Somehow in the editing the line crediting the opening joke to
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
got lost.
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