Never gets old.

Posted on January 22, 2014 by On the North River

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About On the North River

Forty years toiled in the Tel-com industry, married for 36 years widowed at sixty-one. New girlfriend at sixty-five. Was a Tea Party supporter. Today a follower of the Last American President to be honestly elected, Donald J. Trump.
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2 Responses to Never gets old.

  1. Rob Hayden says:
    February 11, 2014 at 12:00 AM

    I thought the picture of Obama in a urinal was hilarious, although maybe not quite strong enough. Maybe someone can find a way to put his ugly mug on rolls of toilet paper. That would definitely get me to eat more bran muffins. This is from someone who had a custom bumper sticker made that says:
    IT’S OFFICIAL:
    OBAMA SUCKS

    It’s fun to watch the reactions of drivers in the rear view mirror. Lots of smiles and thumbs up, and this is in California, no less.
    I’m toying with the idea for a new one that says: OBAMA HATES YOUR GUTS.

    Keep up the good work, Mr. Cahill.

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    • On the North River says:
      February 11, 2014 at 11:19 AM

      Thanks for commenting. I get so few I want you to know I really appreciate them.

      I’d ask why you’re still living on the left coast in California but then I’d have to answer why I’m still living on the other left coast in Massachusetts. I’d guess your reason is similar to mine, I was born here but, brother, it’s not the country I used to know.

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