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German liquor company pours its alcohol down models’ bare breasts before bottling

Now we’re talking!

I’ve been looking for a opportunity to use this cartoon.

From the G-Spirit website, which was clearly written up in English via Google Translate (Ed. note: This website is probably not suitable for work, unless you happen to be an employee of The Daily Caller):

“…for us there is nothing more than the erotism [sic] of a beautiful woman. To create the perfect taste we let every single drop of our spirits run over the breasts of a special type of woman, a type we recognize in this liquor. This sensuality awakens the true character of our brands and gives them an identity, a soul, a spirit, a G-Spirit.”

We have some basic hygiene concerns, as well as some questions about how efficiently the alcohol is retrieved from chest region and then placed into a bottle — but hey, we’re not scientists or the police. The spirits range from $150 to $180 per bottle, but the company is unfortunately not able to ship them to the United States.

Gives new meaning to the phrase, “Bottled or Draft?”.

Ripple is thinking of using the same marketing gimmick, starting in Ohio. This is their model.

To be sold mainly to main stream reporters, they’ll swallow anything!