Babylon Bee reports…

U.S. · Jul 23, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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U.S. — Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle resigned this morning, after miserably failing to assassinate Donald Trump.

“I’m sorry, I failed,” said a tearful Cheatle in a statement. “This task of taking out Trump, who is literally Hitler, was entrusted to me, and I didn’t manage to get him shot in the head on national television. I should have done better.”

“I deeply regret the harm I have caused by allowing the leader of the extremist MAGA Republicans to live.”

Homeland Security Secretary Mayorkas thanked Cheatle for her service. “I’m grateful for Kimberly’s faithful service, but unfortunately we cannot allow such a sloppy assassin to keep running the Secret Service. I wish her well in her future endeavors, for which she will certainly be paid millions of dollars. Now, if only someone would do something about Trump!”

At publishing time, the DHS announced they were looking for a new director with experience in handling ricin and cyanide.

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America’s Bastille 2021 – Reposted on Bastille Day, July 14 2024.

A special prison, formerly unused, is being purposed to ‘detain’ the January 6th Capital ‘Rioters’.

But in all their extensive coverage of the fallout of the “insurrection,” most of the national media refuses to report on the atrocious living conditions to which some of the roughly 300 rioters who were arrested have been subjected as they await their sentencing from D.C. prison cells.

As recently reported in Just the News, not far from the Capitol, 1,500 inmates are confined to prison cells 22 hours a day. Up until a few weeks ago, it was 23 hours a day. Many, if not all, of the inmates who were involved in the January 6 riots have been placed in “restrictive housing” and have been relegated to “maximum-security” conditions.

These are mostly men and women that have NO previous criminal records. Many are working stiffs torn from their lives and no longer able to provide for their families.

And the one politician that is raising his voice baring these injustices before the world?  Vladimir Putin.

I seriously believe that the current government of this country wants a revolution.  They should be careful about what they wish for.

 

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First Blood.

The man has courage.

Pray.

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A litany of Joe Biden’s lies and misdeeds.

Joe Biden Is A Good Man? Please Don’t Insult Our Intelligence

The man who occupies the highest office in the world is a pathological liar. We need go no further back than 1987, when he had to drop his campaign for the 1988 Democratic presidential nomination because he plagiarized a speech from Neil Kinnock, then a Labor Party member of the British Parliament.
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I’m told that it’s the real cover.

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More 4th of July eye candy (repost).

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Fireworks Behind Statue of Liberty --- Image by © Creasource/Corbis

Fireworks Behind Statue of Liberty — Image by © Creasource/Corbis

217096 Mallard_Fillmore.20100704_small Mallard_Fillmore happy fourthIncidentally,  those who suggest that wearing the American Flag as a bathing suit is improper use have these girls as supporters… Continue reading

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OK, why not?

🧵🚨 URGENT: Scientist whose previous work included directed energy beam research for the US intelligence community said Biden symptoms during the CNN debate made him think of the Havana Syndrome.

This is according to former KGB spy Yuri Shvets who defected to the US in 1993.

The only problem is the question of why Putin would want to replace an idiot at the head of his most powerful opponent with a man that checkmated him successfully during his first term.

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Fourth of July 2022

Hopefully we can get our country … Back!  FJB!

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90 minutes distilled to 90 seconds.

I don’t know who will running against Trump in November, but it won’t be this bag of bones.

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Can’t believe this is real.

Deep fake?

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