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About On the North River

Forty years toiled in the Tel-com industry, married for 36 years widowed at sixty-one. Ten years in a relationship with a woman until her death. Was a Tea Party supporter. Today a follower of the Last American President to be honestly elected, Donald J. Trump. Recently had Ancestry.com tell me I'm Swedish, not Danish. I may need to change my avatar.

Not the Onion.

Dead AK-47 Inventor To Be Buried In Mud For A Week, Cleaned Off, Then Put Back To Work MOSCOW — Russia has announced funeral arrangements for Lt. Gen. Mikhail T. Kalashnikov, inventor of the AK-47 assault rifle. “Comrade Kalashnikov will … Continue reading

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Coping with the 21st Century

21st century bird watching: Drone guide lets sky gazers spot flying military robots using their silhouettes   Dutch designer Ruben Pater penned the Drone Survival Guide, which shows the different shapes and sizes of flying robots used at war The … Continue reading

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Thank You and Merry Christmas Phil.

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In which I pay tribute to the spirit of the season.

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Pandering leftists, Merry Christmas.

‘Duck Dynasty’ star Phil Robertson suspended by A&E  “Duck Dynasty” dad Phil Robertson has been placed on indefinite suspension by the A&E Network following his recent comments on homosexuality, the network announced Wednesday night. “We are extremely disappointed to have … Continue reading

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Bright Ideas Needed.

The man who saved the lightbulb A modern day Edison has a bright idea: a way to keep the incandescent bulb burning brightly, despite a government law set to go into effect New Year’s Day that effectively outlaws the most … Continue reading

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21st century word meaning narcissistic: selfie.

How the West was lost by the selfie president By Michael Goodwin It’s official — the government of the United States of Obama consists of boobs and bores and is led by a narcissist. It is no consolation that Great Britain … Continue reading

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Mark Steyn: The definitive piece on Nelson Mandela’s funeral.

Funeral Spice Relish the accidental comedy in a humorless world. By Mark Steyn ‘I don’t want to be emotional but this is one of the greatest moments of my life,” declared Nelson Mandela upon meeting the Spice Girls in 1997.

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Whoa! I think this is beyond, “Ah Shit!”

Sudden deaths of 3 young people attributed to Lyme disease, CDC says  Bad News… The sudden deaths of three young people in the Northeast have been attributed to complications of Lyme disease, Boston.com reported. According to the Centers for Disease … Continue reading

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Jenny McCarthy pouts.

Flimsy protection against the flu offered by new “mandate” in NYC   Moreover, the ease of gaining exemption from this policy makes it likely that a significant number of parents will simply opt-out of allowing their kids to be vaccinated, … Continue reading

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