Sound Familiar??​?

Computer: Your password has expired. You must register a new one.

User: Did anyone discover my password and hack my computer?

Computer: Your password has expired. You must get a new one.

User: Why then do I need a new one as that one seems to be working pretty good?

Computer: They automatically expire every 30 days.

User: Can I use the old one and just re-register it?

Computer: You must get a new one.

User: I don’t want a new one as that is one more thing for me to remember.

Computer: You must get a new one.

User: OK,

roses

Computer: You must use more letters.

User: OK,

pretty roses

Computer: You must use at least one numeric character.

User: OK,

1 pretty rose

Computer: You cannot use blank spaces.

User: OK,

1prettyrose

Computer: You must use additional characters.

User: OK,

1fuckingprettyrose

Computer: You must use at least one capital letter.

User: OK,

1FUCKINGprettyrose

Computer: You cannot use more than one capital letter in a row.

User: OK,

1Fuckingprettyrose

Computer: You need additional characters.

User: OK,

1FUCKINGprettyroseshovedupyourassifyoudon’tgivemeaccessrightfuckingnow

Computer: You cannot use that password as it is already being used.

H/T Shelly

Happy, “Talk Like a Pirate Day”!  Arrgh!

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