FOR ALL THE LADIES I KNOW THAT DRIVE
ALONE!

I had a flat tire on I-65 yesterday; so I pulled over, got out of the
car and opened my trunk.

I took out my cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn’t believe it!

Just as I had hoped, cars started slowing down looking at the men which made it much safer for me to work on the side of the road.

People honked and waved, and it wasn’t long before a  police car pulled up behind me.

He wanted to know what the heck I was doing so I calmly explained that I was changing my flat. He told me he could see that, but demanded to know what the heck my cardboard men were
doing standing at the rear of my car.

I couldn’t believe he didn’t know!
Well, I explained to the angry Policeman …

They’re my Emergency
    Flashers!!!!

I go to court in 2 weeks.

(Damn Police.   No sense of humor.)