Category Archives: Jokes

Doug: RIP, Phil…

Punxsutawney Phil Found Dead Punxsutawney Phil was found dead from an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound after predicting an early spring.  LYING LITTLE BASTARD!  John: The cause of Phil’s despondency may be related to outstanding criminal charges brought against him

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Doug: In the mail.

Very interesting data: CROW KILLS Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all … Continue reading

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Doug: What the daughter said

A man was telling his buddy “You won’t believe what happened last night. My daughter walked into the living room and said, “Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes … Continue reading

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Doug: Jonathan Winters on the Jack Paar show.

For us older folks…remember just how nuts-wacky and how good this guy was???    No Disgusting language either!….. Jonathan Winters Stick Jonathan Winters shows us why he was such a great comedian as he performs “The Stick” with Jack Paar … Continue reading

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Not the Onion.

Dead AK-47 Inventor To Be Buried In Mud For A Week, Cleaned Off, Then Put Back To Work MOSCOW — Russia has announced funeral arrangements for Lt. Gen. Mikhail T. Kalashnikov, inventor of the AK-47 assault rifle. “Comrade Kalashnikov will … Continue reading

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Tis the season to be merry.

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Thanks Theo, I needed a laugh.

Sound Familiar??​? Computer: Your password has expired. You must register a new one. User: Did anyone discover my password and hack my computer? Computer: Your password has expired. You must get a new one. User: Why then do I need … Continue reading

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With a smile on my face…

Good’n Elderly Blogposts Currently Being Assaulted By Spammers: Tech Tock With Sippican Cottage How To: Excabulate Your Pondrefact …but I’m in the Tech Union of Reporters and Drudges, (TURD) and I’m required to write “form factor” instead of “size” all … Continue reading

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Canada draws the line

No safe haven in Canada!!! What was that he said?

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Gun Control Debate? Guide to Man-Talk, photos of pretty girls…

Feeling lazy today, this one is a throw-a-way… Man Talk A guide to man language………………. “I’M GOING FISHING” Means: “I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish … Continue reading

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