Category Archives: Jokes

Lawyers

In honor of the nitwit that handled my mothers closing and lost all the paperwork, which we need for the Medicare application. Lawyers will be substituted for white rats in medical experiments in the future, there are three reasons for … Continue reading

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Guest: OLD FOLKS

From: Ethel Stalker For us old people ARE WE THE ONES WITH DEMENTIA? ARE WE THE ONES WHO ARE AGING? REALLY? ONE Recently, I went to McDonald’s and I saw on the menu that you could have an order of … Continue reading

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Happy thought!

I can’t wait until Granny, on her death bed, marries her favorite granddaughter, and the IRS watches all that Estate Tax money just drifting away into the sunset – instead of into the IRS coffers. Two same-sex anyones even when … Continue reading

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Woman to replace Hamilton on $10 bill.

That decision is totally unnecessary! Because Alexander Hamilton thought of himself as a Woman!

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From the Duffle Blog; New policy bares all.

Congress Repeals Ban On Nudists Serving Openly   JOINT BASE ELMENDORF-RICHARDSON, Alaska — Staff Sgt. David Cornell is taking full advantage of a new congressional bill which passed last week, officially ending the military’s ban on nudists serving openly in the … Continue reading

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In Texas it’s legal to hunt near bait.

A joke about the (Texas) cowboy, the Indian and the Muslim sitting around the campfire. The Indian says sadly, “Once we were many, now we are few.” The Muslim says happily, “Once we were few, now we are many!” To … Continue reading

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Guest: Newspaper Readership

Subject: Newspaper Readership 1. *The Wall Street Journal* is read by the people who run the country. 2. The Washington Post* is read by people who think they run the country. 3. *The New York Times* is read by people … Continue reading

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