Category Archives: Jokes

Guest “ludwikawillis” : If Conservative Humor offends you…tough

Subject: Fwd: Beware if Conservative Humor Offends You   PURE GENIUS !   NOW, DO YOUR PART… PASS IT ON ! ! !

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Again I’m told to lighten up.

A local cafe (Hog’s Breath) has a sign painted on the window saying: Unattended children will be given a shot of espresso and told that their mother has promised them a puppy. A mother and her young inquisitive son were … Continue reading

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Doug: RIP, Phil…

Punxsutawney Phil Found Dead Punxsutawney Phil was found dead from an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound after predicting an early spring.  LYING LITTLE BASTARD!  John: The cause of Phil’s despondency may be related to outstanding criminal charges brought against him

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Doug: In the mail.

Very interesting data: CROW KILLS Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all … Continue reading

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Doug: What the daughter said

A man was telling his buddy “You won’t believe what happened last night. My daughter walked into the living room and said, “Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes … Continue reading

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Doug: Jonathan Winters on the Jack Paar show.

For us older folks…remember just how nuts-wacky and how good this guy was???    No Disgusting language either!….. Jonathan Winters Stick Jonathan Winters shows us why he was such a great comedian as he performs “The Stick” with Jack Paar … Continue reading

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Not the Onion.

Dead AK-47 Inventor To Be Buried In Mud For A Week, Cleaned Off, Then Put Back To Work MOSCOW — Russia has announced funeral arrangements for Lt. Gen. Mikhail T. Kalashnikov, inventor of the AK-47 assault rifle. “Comrade Kalashnikov will … Continue reading

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