Category Archives: Jokes

I’ve always wondered what nipple studs were for…

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I did that.

My father worked at Sears. One day I came into the store to buy something and stopped by his department to say hello.  He was talking with another employee and the store manager, whom he introduced me too.  Then he … Continue reading

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There are no new jokes.

Rabbits………………. Leading drug companies have announced that White Rabbits will no longer be used in scientific experiments. Muslims will now be used instead. There are three reasons for this change… A top scientist has stated that the advantages of using … Continue reading

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Guest “ludwikawillis” : If Conservative Humor offends you…tough

Subject: Fwd: Beware if Conservative Humor Offends You   PURE GENIUS !   NOW, DO YOUR PART… PASS IT ON ! ! !

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Again I’m told to lighten up.

A local cafe (Hog’s Breath) has a sign painted on the window saying: Unattended children will be given a shot of espresso and told that their mother has promised them a puppy. A mother and her young inquisitive son were … Continue reading

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Doug: RIP, Phil…

Punxsutawney Phil Found Dead Punxsutawney Phil was found dead from an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound after predicting an early spring.  LYING LITTLE BASTARD!  John: The cause of Phil’s despondency may be related to outstanding criminal charges brought against him

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Doug: In the mail.

Very interesting data: CROW KILLS Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all … Continue reading

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