Category Archives: Jokes

With a smile on my face…

Good’n Elderly Blogposts Currently Being Assaulted By Spammers: Tech Tock With Sippican Cottage How To: Excabulate Your Pondrefact …but I’m in the Tech Union of Reporters and Drudges, (TURD) and I’m required to write “form factor” instead of “size” all … Continue reading

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Canada draws the line

No safe haven in Canada!!! What was that he said?

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Gun Control Debate? Guide to Man-Talk, photos of pretty girls…

Feeling lazy today, this one is a throw-a-way… Man Talk A guide to man language………………. “I’M GOING FISHING” Means: “I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish … Continue reading

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12-12-12

Lucky 12-12-12! Demand for weddings and C-sections soar as brides and moms-to-be take advantage of last triple digit date for 100 years 12-12-12: AN AUSPICIOUS DATE Fourth generation Psychic Medium, Linda Lauren, tells MailOnline: ’12-12-12 is a day that ushers … Continue reading

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When you vote remember the old man and Kroger.

One sunny day in January, 2013, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the US Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go … Continue reading

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Laugh but there is a message.

Guess what it is?

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Get in the spirit!

How do you starve an Obama supporter?? It’s very simple, hide their food stamps under their work shoes!  

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In Memoriam: Benny Hill

Traffic signs in New Zealand destroyed by prostitutes performing stunts Dozens of traffic signs have been destroyed by prostitutes performing pole-dances in the street to attract clients, officials in New Zealand’s biggest city have revealed. Dozens of traffic signs have … Continue reading

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The Front fell off!

THE FRONT FELL OFF On August 19th, 2007, an oil tanker off the coast of Australia split in two, dumping 20,000 tons of crude oil. Senator Collins, a member of the Australian Parliament, appeared on a TV news program to … Continue reading

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English satire, Biggest WWII warrior and Sacrilege!

Greeks apologise with huge horse 15-05-12 THE nation of Greece said sorry to the European Union with a present of an enormous wooden horse. In theory these would still fit Left outside the European Central Bank in the dead of … Continue reading

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