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Pardon for Turkey?

White House Cancels Turkey Pardon After Russian Fighter Incident WASHINGTON — White House Spokesman Josh Earnest quietly announced this morning that President Obama would cancel Wednesday’s traditional “Turkey Pardon,” a presidential staple since the Kennedy administration, citing protests and complaints by Russian President … Continue reading

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Laugh Factory vs Hillary and “Officer could you put down the TV long enough to take my burglary Report?”

Hillary Clinton vs The First Amendment. (can’t embed) In what appears to be a first for a serious presidential contender, Hillary Clinton’s campaign is going after five comedians who made fun of the former Secretary of State in standup skits … Continue reading

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Breaking News

Enraged Pope Vows To Enlist In The French Foreign Legion VATICAN CITY — Pope Francis has vowed to enlist in the French Foreign Legion and deploy to Syria, an unprecedented move prompted by a series of terrorist attacks by ISIS, Duffel … Continue reading

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Ashley Madison Was the Greatest Scam Ever

The Weekly Standard reports: The site claimed 37 million users, which, if true, would be an enormous percentage of America’s married population. (That would be roughly half of all married people between the ages of 25 and 55. (Which sounded … Continue reading

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In honor of the nitwit that handled my mothers closing and lost all the paperwork, which we need for the Medicare application. Lawyers will be substituted for white rats in medical experiments in the future, there are three reasons for … Continue reading

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From: Ethel Stalker For us old people ARE WE THE ONES WITH DEMENTIA? ARE WE THE ONES WHO ARE AGING? REALLY? ONE Recently, I went to McDonald’s and I saw on the menu that you could have an order of … Continue reading

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Happy thought!

I can’t wait until Granny, on her death bed, marries her favorite granddaughter, and the IRS watches all that Estate Tax money just drifting away into the sunset – instead of into the IRS coffers. Two same-sex anyones even when … Continue reading

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