Lightening up Boss.

Doug recently emailed me something going around:

FOUND ON A SEABEE MESSAGE BOARD:

* Pee on a Crucifix, you’re an “Artist”

* Pee on The American Flag, you’re a “Constitutionalist”

* Pee on a Police Car, you’re a “Freedom Lovin’ 99 percenter”

* Pee on a Taliban piece of shit that just tried to kill you and your fellow Marines, you’re a “Villain”

* Sure is a F***ed-up administration we have running this great country!!!!!

Yup! Got to agree with that, now let me pad this post out with some oldies but goodies…

1)  Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress…  But I repeat myself.
…….Mark Twain

2)  I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
……Winston Churchill

3)  A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always  depend on the  support of Paul.
…….George Bernard Shaw

4)  A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.
…….G. Gordon Liddy

5)  Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.
…….James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)

6)  Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poorcountries.
….Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown
University

7)  Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. (my favorite)
…….P.J O’Rourke, Civil Libertarian

8)  Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.
…….Frederic Bastiat, French Economist (1801-1850)

9)  Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases:  If it moves, tax it.  If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
…….Ronald Reagan (1986)

10)  I don’t make jokes.  I just watch the government and report the facts.
……Will Rogers

11)  If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it’s free.
……P.J. O’Rourke

12)  In general, the art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.
……Voltaire (1764)

13)  Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn’t mean politics won’t take an interest in you.
……Pericles (430 B.C.)

14)  No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the  legislature is in session.
……Mark Twain (1866)

15)  Talk is cheap … except when Congress does it.
……Unknown

16)  The government is like a baby’s alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.
……Ronald Reagan

17)  The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings.  The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
……Winston Churchill

18)  The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
…..Mark Twain

19)  The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
…..Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)

20)  There is no distinctly native American criminal class… save Congress.
…..Mark Twain

21)  What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
…..Edward Langley, Artist (1928 -1995)

22)  A government big enough to give you everything you want,  is strong enough to take everything you have.
…..Thomas Jefferson

About On the North River

Forty years toiled in the Tel-com industry, married for 36 years widowed at sixty-one. Tea Party supporter. Do like to kayak, cook, take photos, bike, watch old movies and read.
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