200th post

Wow, the 200th post on this blog is from Chuck!

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MY DOGS
This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. The lady said, “Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare,” so I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can’t speak English, and have no frigging clue who their daddies are. They expect me to provide them with food, housing, and medical care. The lady then looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My dogs get their first checks Friday.

Dang, this is a great country!

 

I have no idea how this works, because I have never been very good at these optical illusion tricks, but if you stare at the image long enough,you should be able to see a mask and a pair of blue flippers.
Sep 13, 2011 11:28:05 AM, kenstocks@comcast.net wrote:

Enjoy the Day.

Wal-Mart vs. The Morons

1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart Every hour of every day.

2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!

3.. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick’s Day (March
17th) than Target sells all year.

4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target +Sears + Costco
+ K-Mart combined.

5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people, is the world’s largest private
employer, and most speak English.

6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the world.

7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger and Safeway combined, and
keep in mind they did this in only fifteen years.

8. During this same period, 31 big supermarket chains sought bankruptcy.

9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world.

10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 1,906 are Super
Centers; this is 1,000 more than it had five years ago.

11. This year 7.2 billion different purchasing experiences will occur at
Wal-Mart stores. (Earth’s population is approximately 6.5 Billion.)

12. 90% of all Americans live within fifteen miles of a Wal-Mart.

You may think that I am complaining, but I am really laying the ground
work for suggesting that MAYBE we should hire the guys who run Wal-Mart
to fix the economy.

This should be read and understood by all American Democrats,
Republicans, EVERYONE!!

To: All 535 voting members of the Legislature

It is now official that the majority of you are corrupt morons:

a. The U.S. Postal Service was established in 1775. You have had 234
years to get it right and it is still broke.

b. Social Security was established in 1935. You have had 74 years to get
it right and it is still broke.

c. Fannie Mae was established in 1938.. You have had 71 years to get it
right and it is still broke.

d. War on Poverty started in 1964. You have had 45 years to get it
right; $1 trillion of our money is confiscated each year and transferred
to “the poor” and they only want more.

“And why do you think?”

e. Medicare and Medicaid were established in 1965. You have had 44 years
to get it right and they are broke.

f. Freddie Mac was established in 1970. You have had 39 years to get it
right and it is still broke.

g. The Department of Energy was created in 1977 to lessen our dependence
on foreign oil. It has ballooned to 16,000 employees with a budget of
$24 billion a year and we import more oil than ever before. You had 32
years to get it right and it is an abysmal failure. “Tell Me, WHY!”

You have FAILED in every “government service”, that you have shoved down
our throats while overspending our tax dollars.

AND YOU WANT AMERICANS TO BELIEVE YOU CAN BE TRUSTED WITH A
GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM ??

Folks, keep this circulating. Maybe this will end up in the e-mails of
some of our “duly elected” (they never read anything anyway).

With Dumb Luck their staff will clue them in on how Americans feel.

I know what’s wrong.

We have lost our minds to “Political Correctness” !!!!!!!!!!

Someone please tell me what is wrong with all the people that run this
country!!!!!!

We’re “broke” & can’t help our own Seniors, Veterans, Orphans, Homeless
etc.,???????????

In the last year we have provided aid to Haiti , Chile , and Turkey …
And now Pakistan …..

previous home of bin Laden.

Literally, BILLIONS of DOLLARS!!!

Our retired seniors living on a ‘fixed income’ receive no aid nor do
they get any breaks while our government and religious organizations
pour

Hundreds of Billions of $$$$$$’s and Tons of Food to Foreign Countries!

We have hundreds of adoptable children who are shoved aside to make room
for the adoption of foreign orphans.

AMERICA: a country where we have homeless without shelter, children
going to bed hungry, elderly going without ‘needed’ medications,
mentally ill without treatment and veterans without the support they
need to return to society-etc,etc.

Imagine if the *GOVERNMENT* gave ‘US’ the same support they give to
other countries, and as quickly…………… Sad isn’t it?

99% of people won’t have the guts to forward this.

I’m one of the 1% — I Just Did

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One Response to 200th post

  1. Of the 450 posts (to date) here, this one is consistently visited every week. But no comments?
    Why?

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