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Start thinking about 2016, we can’t let the leftist media pick the candidate again!

 

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These are Warriors.

Victory dance: Kurds celebrate driving ISIS out of Kobane

 

Remind you of anyone?

 

 

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Their efforts bare fruit; The Jenny McCarthy Dipshit Brigade.

Granola-Crunching, ‘Whole Foods’ Leftists Helping Measles Outbreak Become National Epidemic

Get your child vaccinated.

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It’s ridiculously safe and helps keep the disease in check, my god.

See, “Anti-Vaccine Parents Boost Measles Comeback.”

Also, “Affluent Leftists Dominate the Ranks of Anti-Vaxxers, Overwhelmingly Voted for Obama.”

Still more, “Disneyland Measels Outbreak Blamed on Anti-Vaccine Movement,” and “Orange County Officials Remove Dozens of Unvaccinated Students from Schools; Adults Urged to Get Shots.”

If your confused about the relationship Jenny McCarthy has to this issue, you must be new here.

Disneyland’s measles outbreak continues to spread, is “100 percent connected” to the anti-vaccine movement

I’ve had measles, but I was young before the vaccine was available.  My mother made sure I got the polio vaccine when it came out because she grew up without it.  She still remembers, vividly, the houses on her little block with quarantine posters on the door and the missing classmates in her school.  The funerals.

I’ve had my own reasons to regret not being born after the availability of measles (1971) and chickenpox vaccines (1995).  I had measles in the fourth grade and as a side effect went from 20/20 to 20/60 eyesight.  Since the eye testing was at the start of the school year, for the rest of the session I did poorly and I didn’t know why.  Since I’ve had chickenpox, I’ve paid $350 for the shingles vaccine.  Both of my sisters and my mother suffered from the disease, all of them caught it before 1995.  I’ve suffered from Lyme disease twice,  the human vaccine against Lyme was withdrawn due to pressure from the anti-vaccine crowd.  I now have a irregular resting heart rate due to Lyme.

The suffering, permanent and debilitating effects and risk of death from all these diseases are well known and real.  None of the Anti-Vaccine activists hysterical claims have any basis in science.  They do real harm.  God Damn them to Hell!

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Boston Subway train fire, time for another story

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Train filled with smoke as an angry mob broke windows to get people out. You’ve outdone yourself @MBTA.

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Cousin views “Deflategate” from Georgia…the country, not the state.

I have a cousin from New Hampshire who is living and working in the country of Georgia (Stalin’s birthplace) as a teacher.  He sends emails home with stories of his adventures and observations.   This is his viewpoint on “Deflategate”.

It just occurred to me that Sunday will be February 1st. It’s kinda hard to believe I’ve been here almost 3 months. The time is kinda flying, actually. February is a short month, too, because if I’m not mistaken this is a “leap year”, which of course means that you leap through February as if it was a shorter month. It’s also my birthday in February, I think. I know so many people with birthdays in February I can’t quite remember if I’m one of them. If so….hooray!
Oh that reminds me…is this weekend Super Bowl Sunday or is that the following week? I honestly don’t know. All I know is that when I go to Yahoo to check email I see lots of headlines implying that Bill Belichick has some kind of problem with his balls, and the NFL is going to investigate those balls of his. Some of the headlines seem to imply that his balls are not inflated enough. However, whenever I read headlines on a worthless propaganda rag like Yahoo, I most often assume that what they’re telling me is the exact opposite of the truth, so I can safely assume that in reality Bill Belichick has perfectly inflated balls, if not overly inflated ones. Very probably Tom Brady does too.

Okay enough about balls. In fact I think there are few things on Earth that are even stupider to think about or debate about than God damned footballs being deflated. I can picture rabid Colts fans and rabid Patriot fans foaming at the mouth and screaming at each other about whether or not the balls were inflated properly, very nearly coming to violence at each other over it, while politicians and bankers stand behind them and laugh their heads off at them while quietly stealing the money out of their pockets. Oh my God. If I had any artistic talent, I’d draw a cartoon of that vision, but unfortunately I suck at drawing, in addition to lots of other things. I also totally suck at playing the French horn, most likely because I don’t own one and never took a lesson.

Oh well, sorry about belittling “deflate gate” or whatever it is.

My opinion is, he nailed it.

This is the Georgian family he is staying with this year…

xmas in Georgia

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Doug: Dog NOT for sale.

IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE RECENT E-MAILS ABOUT OUR DOG: PLEASE BE ADVISED, WE ARE SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT HIM.
 
YES, HE BIT SIX PEOPLE WEARING OBAMA T-SHIRTS, FOUR PEOPLE WEARING PELOSI T-SHIRTS, TWO CAR DRIVERS WITH OBAMA/REID BUMPER STICKERS, NINE TEENAGERS WITH PANTS HANGING PAST THEIR ASS CRACKS, THREE FLAG BURNERS, AND A PAKISTANI TAXI DRIVER.  
 
 
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FOR THE LAST TIME. . .THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!
 
NO, I DO NOT APPROVE OF HIS SMOKING, BUT HE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE “BAD TASTE” OUT OF HIS MOUTH.

 


Doug Hanley
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This man is stupid

In 2004, when we were rebuilding after a house fire, we sold a condo in Hawaii.   My wife had no interest in moving to Hawaii after we retired, so we sold it.

And stayed in Massachusetts.  And today three feet of snow got dumped on the house and the 350′ driveway.

This man just spend a mere hour moving snow with a cranky snow-thrower in 18 degrees and in the teeth of 45 mile gusts.  This is after this man has brushed most of the snow out of his beard and off his face.

One hour of moving snow IMG_0473This man is stupid.

 

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Guest: The Neighbor, Viagra, Taxes and Poof!

The long, dark winter days and especially the nights can be stressful and sometimes people break…

and send dark, but funny emails.

from Jan

A man received the following text from his neighbor:
“I am so sorry Harry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you’re not around. In fact, more than you.
I do not get it at home, but that’s no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you
will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t, ever happen again.”
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word,
shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in from the neighbor:
Bloody autospell! I meant  “wifi,  not “wife” . .

From Helen:

A woman asks her husband at breakfast time,
“Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?”
He declines. “Thanks for asking, but, I’m not hungry right now.
“It’s this Viagra,” he says. “It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”
At lunchtime, she asks him if he’d like something.
“How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?”
He declines. “The Viagra,” he says, “really trashes my desire for food.”
Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat.
“Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie?
Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?”
He declines again. “No,” he says, “it’s got to be the Viagra. I’m still not hungry.”
“Well,” she says, “Would you mind letting me up? I’m starving.”

From Ann:

A Prostitute’s Tax Return…
A woman walks into a Kalgoorlie accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.”
He gets her name, address etc. And then asks, “What’s your occupation?”
“I’m a prostitute,” she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, “Let’s try to re phrase that.”
The woman says, “OK, I’m a high-end call girl”. “No, that still won’t work. Try again.”
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, “I’m an elite poultry farmer.”
The accountant asks, “What does poultry farming have to do with being a prostitute?”
“Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year.”
“Poultry Farmer it is.”

From Gregory:

A 72-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back normal so the doctor says, “Harry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?”

Harry replies, “God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he’s fixed it when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof!, the light goes on. When I’m done, poof!, the light goes off.”

“Wow, that’s incredible,” the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Harry’s wife. “Mrs. White,” he says, “Harry is doing fine but I had to call you because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he’s done, poof! the light goes off?”

“OH GOOD GRIEF!” Mrs. white exclaims,  “He’s pissing in the fridge again!”

I fire back:

ringtones ch141227 your next

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